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453. Introductions

Teaser: In which Cheryl asks how long the ceremony is likely to last, and Tessa drops a parabolic bombshell about the family introductions.

CHURCH INTERIOR Tessa, Cheryl, Lizzy

[FRAME 1]

Cheryl: Alright, so I guess if nobody's gonna sit in them there's no point hauling chairs over here. People can stand.

Tessa: Are you thure that'th a good idea? It might be a long theremony.

[FRAME 2]

Cheryl: You said that before. How long are you talking about?

Tessa: Well, it dependth how many batth come. But jutht the introducthion of the two familieth could take half a day.

[FRAME 3]

Cheryl: Half a day! Just to say hello?!

Tessa: That'th a contherfatife ethtimate. Onthe the infitathionth go out you can't really control who theeth them.

[FRAME 4]

Tessa: Ath a rule of claw, each ekthtra bat addth ath many minuteth ath there are batth on the other thide.

Cheryl: Ok, so... maybe we have the introductions, and then an intermission, and then the cermeony. And the humans just come for the second part.