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29. Chamberlain

Teaser: In which the Captain introduces the Ranger to the Chamberlain, as well as the realities of a despotic government.

WEAPONS MERCHANT INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Weapons Merchant

[FRAME 1]

Ranger: He wants me to find his crown, but it's...

Captain: I tried to tell you. C'mon, we might as well try the Chamberlain.

[FRAME 2]

Captain: Chamberlain, this man had some property stolen and wants to petition for its return.

Ranger: We know who stole it and we know where it is!

[FRAME 3]

Chamberlain: The King has given you a quest. I'll be happy to assist you once you complete it.

Ranger: IT'S ON HIS HEAD! IS EVERYONE IN THIS CASTLE INSANE?!

Captain: Shh, don't make a scene. Let's go.

[FRAME 4]

Captain: Don't be too hard on him, the King's word is law. It's his job to see the law carried out.

Ranger: Even when it has no basis in reality?

Captain: Especially then. That's the essence of civil service.