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102. Hanging Out
Teaser: In which the Thief explains the necessity of hanging out, and the realities of adventuring.
TAVERN INTERIOR Captain, Cheryl, Thief, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Terry: So you'd just hang out in here all the time, with the woman you cheated on?
Captain: Yeah, why didn't you go stand around somewhere else? Surely anywhere would've been better than here.
[FRAME 2]
Thief: I had to! Adventurers hang out in taverns, it's where heroes expect to find us. I couldn't risk missing my one chance to go on a quest!
Cheryl: He waited here for years for a chance to run away.
[FRAME 3]
Thief: I wasn't running away! This was my dream, Cheryl!
Cheryl: And was it worth it?
[FRAME 4]
Thief: I guess so. It was just a lot more repetitive than I expected.
Thief: It's mostly walking back and forth and fighting the same monsters over and over. Who would've thought life-and-death struggles could become mundane?
Teaser: In which the Thief explains the necessity of hanging out, and the realities of adventuring.
TAVERN INTERIOR Captain, Cheryl, Thief, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Terry: So you'd just hang out in here all the time, with the woman you cheated on?
Captain: Yeah, why didn't you go stand around somewhere else? Surely anywhere would've been better than here.
[FRAME 2]
Thief: I had to! Adventurers hang out in taverns, it's where heroes expect to find us. I couldn't risk missing my one chance to go on a quest!
Cheryl: He waited here for years for a chance to run away.
[FRAME 3]
Thief: I wasn't running away! This was my dream, Cheryl!
Cheryl: And was it worth it?
[FRAME 4]
Thief: I guess so. It was just a lot more repetitive than I expected.
Thief: It's mostly walking back and forth and fighting the same monsters over and over. Who would've thought life-and-death struggles could become mundane?