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140. Dying

Teaser: In which the Ranger tells Terry what dying is like. Spoiler alert: not great.

TAVERN INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Cheryl, Terry

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Terry: What's it like? Y'know, dying.

Ranger: It's like falling asleep, except you're terrified and in excruciating pain.

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Terry: Did you dream?

Ranger: It's not that much like sleeping. I'd be getting stabbed or whatever and then I'd just wake up in a church somewhere like it never happened.

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Terry: Not our church?

Ranger: We were mostly around a town called Springhaven. It's like here except everything's a little bit nicer.

Cheryl: I hate them already.

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Ranger: He bought me some kick-ass armour from the shop there, and a better bow. But then he took the armour away again and gave it to the Thief.

Cheryl: Ugh, that guy needs a new schtick already.