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210. Food Alternatives

Teaser: In which the Ranger and Terry inquire about food alternatives, but there really is no substitute.

MARKET INTERIOR Terry, Ranger, Karen

[FRAME 1]

Ranger: Excuse me, I don't suppose you have any food for sale?

Karen: Food? No, I only sell magical items. Did you try the next stall? She sells herbs and things like that.

[FRAME 2]

Ranger: We asked there first.

Terry: Do any of your magic things help with hunger?

Karen: Hmm.... I suppose a healing potion might cure the physical effects.

[FRAME 3]

Ranger: Physical effects?

Karen: Weakness, dizziness, that sort of thing. But you'd still feel hungry, and almost definitely be in pain, because your stomach would just keep eating itself.

[FRAME 4]

Ranger: Gods, that sounds horrible!

Karen: It's like if you healed a stab wound but didn't take the sword out.

Ranger: Just stop talking!