↓ Transcript
220. Willing Subject

Teaser: In which the Ranger finally finds a willing subject, surprisingly so.

TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil

[FRAME 1]

Ranger: So you're saying your armour is stuck to you? Is it glued on?

Captain: Can you take yours off? I mean visibly, so you're not wearing anything.

[FRAME 2]

Ranger: This is ridiculous! How is it so hard to find ONE person who's willing, other than Terry?!

Terry: You didn't really ask me, the first time.

[FRAME 3]

Phil: I'll do it.

Ranger: What?

Phil: I'll do it. You can shoot me.

[FRAME 4]

RANGER AIMING BOW

Ranger: Thanks again for agreeing to this.

Phil: Aim for my heart.

Ranger: What?!