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221. Suicidal
Teaser: In which the Ranger discovers that a background character is suicidal, but not irrational.
TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Phil: You can aim for my throat if you'd rather, just make it quick.
Ranger: I don't want to kill you, I'm trying to prove that you CAN'T be killed!
[FRAME 2]
Phil: You were gonna shoot me before, just pretend I didn't say anything. Either way one of us gets what they want.
Ranger: This is really weird.
Phil: How is it weird? Don't you kill things all the time?
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: It's weird for you to ask! Why do you want to die, anyway?
Phil: I've been standing over there longer than I can remember, holding a beer I can't put down.
Phil: Have you ever had a hand cramp? Imagine if it never went away.
[FRAME 4]
Phil: But the worst part is, this is the first time anyone's talked to me in weeks. The Hero asked me a question, and all I said was "hic". I could die from the embarrassment alone.
Cheryl: Gods, just shoot him already.
Teaser: In which the Ranger discovers that a background character is suicidal, but not irrational.
TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Phil: You can aim for my throat if you'd rather, just make it quick.
Ranger: I don't want to kill you, I'm trying to prove that you CAN'T be killed!
[FRAME 2]
Phil: You were gonna shoot me before, just pretend I didn't say anything. Either way one of us gets what they want.
Ranger: This is really weird.
Phil: How is it weird? Don't you kill things all the time?
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: It's weird for you to ask! Why do you want to die, anyway?
Phil: I've been standing over there longer than I can remember, holding a beer I can't put down.
Phil: Have you ever had a hand cramp? Imagine if it never went away.
[FRAME 4]
Phil: But the worst part is, this is the first time anyone's talked to me in weeks. The Hero asked me a question, and all I said was "hic". I could die from the embarrassment alone.
Cheryl: Gods, just shoot him already.