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222. Euthanasia

Teaser: In which the Ranger grudgingly grants Phil's wish for euthanasia, or at least does his best.

TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil

[FRAME 1]

RANGER HOLDING BOW

Ranger: Alright, hold still. And close your eyes.

Cheryl: What's the matter, can't perform? Too intimate?

Ranger: That's not helping either! And I thought you weren't talking to me.

[FRAME 2]

PHIL EYES CLOSED

Ranger: Better. Thank you.

[FRAME 3]

RANGER SHOOTS, ARROW BOUNCES OFF

[FRAME 4]

PHIL CRYING

Phil: It's even worse now, knowing there's no escape.

Ranger: I'm... sorry I... didn't kill you?