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223. Phil
Teaser: In which the Ranger and the Captain try to reconcile Phil's invincibility with his personality.
TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: Come with me. Maybe you can't let go of that beer but you can try resting your arm on the bar.
Phil: Thank you *sniff*
[FRAME 2]
Ranger: So, everyone I've shot has been invincible. It seems like all non-adventurers can't be killed.
Captain: You've only shot two people. I hate to agree with Crazy Pete, but maybe they both have special protection.
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: I can accept Terry being "essential to the story," but Phil?
Captain: True, I can't really see him being a big part of any story, even a boring one.
[FRAME 4]
Captain: Maybe the arrow just isn't, y'know, strong enou--
Ranger: There's nothing wrong with my arrow!
Teaser: In which the Ranger and the Captain try to reconcile Phil's invincibility with his personality.
TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: Come with me. Maybe you can't let go of that beer but you can try resting your arm on the bar.
Phil: Thank you *sniff*
[FRAME 2]
Ranger: So, everyone I've shot has been invincible. It seems like all non-adventurers can't be killed.
Captain: You've only shot two people. I hate to agree with Crazy Pete, but maybe they both have special protection.
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: I can accept Terry being "essential to the story," but Phil?
Captain: True, I can't really see him being a big part of any story, even a boring one.
[FRAME 4]
Captain: Maybe the arrow just isn't, y'know, strong enou--
Ranger: There's nothing wrong with my arrow!