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223. Phil

Teaser: In which the Ranger and the Captain try to reconcile Phil's invincibility with his personality.

TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil

[FRAME 1]

Cheryl: Come with me. Maybe you can't let go of that beer but you can try resting your arm on the bar.

Phil: Thank you *sniff*

[FRAME 2]

Ranger: So, everyone I've shot has been invincible. It seems like all non-adventurers can't be killed.

Captain: You've only shot two people. I hate to agree with Crazy Pete, but maybe they both have special protection.

[FRAME 3]

Ranger: I can accept Terry being "essential to the story," but Phil?

Captain: True, I can't really see him being a big part of any story, even a boring one.

[FRAME 4]

Captain: Maybe the arrow just isn't, y'know, strong enou--

Ranger: There's nothing wrong with my arrow!