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224. Unwilling Subject

Teaser: In which the Ranger expands his experiment to include an unwilling subject, which is an unmitigated success or failure depending on your perspective.

TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil

[FRAME 1]

CAPTAIN AND TERRY WALKING TOWARD BAR

Captain: Do you think you've always been invincible?

Terry: I don't know. I've never died, so I guess so.

[FRAME 2]

RANGER TAKES AIM WITH BOW

[FRAME 3]

RANGER SHOOTS CAPTAIN IN THE LEG

Captain: AAAAAH!

[FRAME 4]

CAPTAIN LYING FACE DOWN, ARROW STICKING OUT OF LEG

Ranger: Oh gods, I'm so sorry! I thought it would bounce off!

Captain: That's not a reason to shoot someone!

Phil: Is this the sort of thing you guys normally do when you hang out?