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231. Monologue

Teaser: In which Cheryl finally interrupts Phil's monologue, and discovers that she isn't the first to deal with this problem.

TAVERN INTERIOR Captain, Terry, Cheryl, Phil

[FRAME 1]

Phil: ...guards might need to blend in if they were off fighting a war or something.

Captain: He's not going to stop unless you stop him.

[FRAME 2]

Phil: But here in the village the guards are mostly ceremonial, so a little colour--

Cheryl: Phil. If you're so passionate about this issue, why don't you bring it up with the King?

[FRAME 3]

Phil: Oh I did, many times. Well, with the Chamberlain mostly. But he didn't want to hear about it, and now I'm banned from the castle.

Cheryl: Ah, some things are becoming clearer.

[FRAME 4]

Phil: So you see why I need the Captain's help dealing with--

Captain: The Captain is dealing with his own problems right now!