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245. Mini Medal

Teaser: In which Isabella tries to explain what a mini medal is for, and fails, because seriously what is the deal with that anyway?

WELL INTERIOR Captain, Isabella

[FRAME 1]

Captain: I don't know anything about these quests you keep talking about.

Isabella: There was supposed to be a mini medal here, did you steal that too?

[FRAME 2]

Captain: I haven't stolen anything! I don't even know what a mini medal is for!

Isabella: It isn't really "for" anything, it's like an easter egg, to reward the Hero for coming down here.

[FRAME 3]

Captain: What kind of bird is an easter? Or is the egg just from the east?

Isabella: It's not a literal-- You know what, it doesn't matter. I'm here about the little girl you stole from the cave.

[FRAME 4]

Captain: I didn't steal anyone, I RESCUED her from the cave. YOU stole her, from her mother!

Isabella: I can see why you'd think that, but you have to understand that you don't matter. The Hero is supposed to rescue the girl, you're just part of the scenery.

Captain: THAT'S your excuse?!