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253. Bachelor Pad

Teaser: In which Evan talks about his plans for his bachelor pad, which mostly just confuses people.

WELL INTERIOR Captain, Isabella, Lizzy, Evan

[FRAME 1]

Isabella: If I can convince Emma to go back, would you?

Evan: That'th a tough queththion. Now that I haff my own plathe, I wath thinking about planting thome flowerth, maybe getting thome furniture. In cathe I haffe a doe ofer.

[FRAME 2]

Lizzy: Inviting does over? Evan, you dog!

Evan: No dogth, I'm a bat.

[FRAME 3]

Evan: I don't know if I efen could go back. I'm a thity bat now. I'm uthed to the huthle and buthle.

Isabella: What bustle? Are you talking about this no-horse town?

[FRAME 4]

Evan: I want to thtay out all day and thleep all night, really thoak up the culture.

Isabella: What culture?!