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254. Metropolis

Teaser: In which Isabella tries to convince Evan that the town isn't the bustling metropolis he thinks, but these things are relative.

WELL INTERIOR Captain, Isabella, Lizzy, Evan

[FRAME 1]

Evan: Badmouth thith town all you want, it'th exthiting to me.

Isabella: This place is barely even a village, the inn only has one bed. There might not even be 25 people in the whole town!

[FRAME 2]

Captain: Eighteen.

Isabella: Eighteen! There are bigger meetings at Guild HQ!

[FRAME 3]

Evan: That'th thtill eighteen timeth ath many ath in my old cafe. Eighteen more humanth to talk to. Eighteen humanth who don't want to kill me!

[FRAME 4]

Captain: Well....

Evan: Thefenteen humanth who don't want to kill me.