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257. Crime

Teaser: In which Don tries to report what he considers to be a crime, but the Captain disagrees.

DON'S HOUSE EXTERIOR Isabella, Captain, Lizzy, Don

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Lizzy: Dunno 'bout no "industry standard", all I's sayin' is if y'DID pay daily, Evan'd prob'ly still be--

Don: Guards! Help!

[FRAME 2]

Captain: What seems to be the problem, citizen?

Don: What's the problem?! There's a monster loose in the town! Killing people and stealing women!

[FRAME 3]

Captain: Are you saying you witnessed a murder AND a kidnapping?!

Don: I didn't see it myself, but you can't just stand around waiting for it to kill somebody. It's a monster, that's what they do!

[FRAME 4]

Captain: What did you actually witness?

Don: A monster! On its way to do who knows what!

Captain: Not you, clearly.