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286. Legal System

Teaser: In which Don and the prisoner continue their discussion of the legal system, with neither making a dent in the other's certainty.

DUNGEON INTERIOR Don, Guard, Prisoner

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Don: Alright I'll ask, what are you in for?

Prisoner: Stealin' an apple.

[FRAME 2]

Don: Well, there you go.

Prisoner: No, there I ain't gone. I ain't stole no apple, but here I is anyway. It's hard to find an apple, but it's real easy to find a kid what ain't got parents to stick up for him.

[FRAME 3]

Don: I'm sure they wouldn't just arrest you if you didn't do anything.

Prisoner: Who? The same lot what says you's a monster?

[FRAME 4]

Don: That's different, the King has clearly lost his senses! Anyone sane can see I'm not a monster!

Prisoner: If you's waitin' for someone sane down here, you'd best make yourself comfortable.