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29. Chamberlain
Teaser: In which the Captain introduces the Ranger to the Chamberlain, as well as the realities of a despotic government.
WEAPONS MERCHANT INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Weapons Merchant
[FRAME 1]
Ranger: He wants me to find his crown, but it's...
Captain: I tried to tell you. C'mon, we might as well try the Chamberlain.
[FRAME 2]
Captain: Chamberlain, this man had some property stolen and wants to petition for its return.
Ranger: We know who stole it and we know where it is!
[FRAME 3]
Chamberlain: The King has given you a quest. I'll be happy to assist you once you complete it.
Ranger: IT'S ON HIS HEAD! IS EVERYONE IN THIS CASTLE INSANE?!
Captain: Shh, don't make a scene. Let's go.
[FRAME 4]
Captain: Don't be too hard on him, the King's word is law. It's his job to see the law carried out.
Ranger: Even when it has no basis in reality?
Captain: Especially then. That's the essence of civil service.
Teaser: In which the Captain introduces the Ranger to the Chamberlain, as well as the realities of a despotic government.
WEAPONS MERCHANT INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Weapons Merchant
[FRAME 1]
Ranger: He wants me to find his crown, but it's...
Captain: I tried to tell you. C'mon, we might as well try the Chamberlain.
[FRAME 2]
Captain: Chamberlain, this man had some property stolen and wants to petition for its return.
Ranger: We know who stole it and we know where it is!
[FRAME 3]
Chamberlain: The King has given you a quest. I'll be happy to assist you once you complete it.
Ranger: IT'S ON HIS HEAD! IS EVERYONE IN THIS CASTLE INSANE?!
Captain: Shh, don't make a scene. Let's go.
[FRAME 4]
Captain: Don't be too hard on him, the King's word is law. It's his job to see the law carried out.
Ranger: Even when it has no basis in reality?
Captain: Especially then. That's the essence of civil service.