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301. Bona Fides
Teaser: In which the Captain tries to defend his investigative bona fides, but Cheryl isn't buying what he's selling.
TAVERN INTERIOR Cheryl, Captain, Terry, Ranger, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: You know Captain, for the supposed champion of the law, you don't seem much interested in actually solving crimes.
Captain: What are you talking about? I've solved every crime this town has ever had!
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: Like...
Captain: The Ranger's stolen armour!
Cheryl: As I recall, the Ranger told you who stole it, basically right away.
Captain: Okay, but we investigated!
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: And did you get the armour back?
Captain: No, but--
Cheryl: And the person who committed the crime, has he been arrested?
[FRAME 4]
Captain: Well, obviously when it's the Hero, there are complicating--
Cheryl: So when you say "solved" you're speaking in very broad terms. Perhaps so broad it includes "not solved."
Teaser: In which the Captain tries to defend his investigative bona fides, but Cheryl isn't buying what he's selling.
TAVERN INTERIOR Cheryl, Captain, Terry, Ranger, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: You know Captain, for the supposed champion of the law, you don't seem much interested in actually solving crimes.
Captain: What are you talking about? I've solved every crime this town has ever had!
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: Like...
Captain: The Ranger's stolen armour!
Cheryl: As I recall, the Ranger told you who stole it, basically right away.
Captain: Okay, but we investigated!
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: And did you get the armour back?
Captain: No, but--
Cheryl: And the person who committed the crime, has he been arrested?
[FRAME 4]
Captain: Well, obviously when it's the Hero, there are complicating--
Cheryl: So when you say "solved" you're speaking in very broad terms. Perhaps so broad it includes "not solved."