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302. Cross-Examination
Teaser: In which the Captain brings up another case, but withers under Cheryl's cross-examination.
TAVERN INTERIOR Cheryl, Captain, Terry, Ranger, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: So to summarize, you didn't return the stolen item and you didn't put anyone in prison, but you still count that case as solved.
Captain: Okay fine, what about the guy who IS in prison? Does that case meet your standards?
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: Alright, let's talk about that. What was the crime?
Captain: He stole an apple.
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: Did you find the apple?
Captain: No, but he could've eaten--
Cheryl: Did anybody see him take it?
[FRAME 4]
Captain: No, but--
Cheryl: So in one case you know who did it but didn't arrest him, and in the other you have no idea who did it and arrested somebody anyway.
Cheryl: Gotta be honest Cap, you would've been better off just agreeing that you aren't interested in solving crimes.
Teaser: In which the Captain brings up another case, but withers under Cheryl's cross-examination.
TAVERN INTERIOR Cheryl, Captain, Terry, Ranger, Phil
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: So to summarize, you didn't return the stolen item and you didn't put anyone in prison, but you still count that case as solved.
Captain: Okay fine, what about the guy who IS in prison? Does that case meet your standards?
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: Alright, let's talk about that. What was the crime?
Captain: He stole an apple.
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: Did you find the apple?
Captain: No, but he could've eaten--
Cheryl: Did anybody see him take it?
[FRAME 4]
Captain: No, but--
Cheryl: So in one case you know who did it but didn't arrest him, and in the other you have no idea who did it and arrested somebody anyway.
Cheryl: Gotta be honest Cap, you would've been better off just agreeing that you aren't interested in solving crimes.