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314. Gossip
Teaser: In which Cheryl tries to gently ease into asking the Shopkeeper a question, which unleashes a tidal wave of gossip.
MARKET INTERIOR Shopkeeper, Cheryl, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: Excuse me, I was just wondering, and I'll tell you up front that we're willing to buy something if necessary, but I was hoping we could talk to you? Just for a minute.
Shopkeeper: Oh gods yes, I am so bored!
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: Really?! I mean right, yes, of course.
Shopkeeper: What should we talk about? Did you hear that the maid quit her job? And now there's a new maid, an' it's the mother o' the girl what was missin'? Course, she ain't missin' no more.
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: Actually, I wanted to ask--
Shopkeeper: But actually she woulda been hired originally 'cept she was cryin' all the time, on account o' the missing daughter.
Cheryl: I did hear about that, yes. But what we--
[FRAME 4]
Shopkeeper: Ok, well d'you hear that the Princess ain't really the King's daughter? She's actually the Chamberlain's get, cuz the King can't fullfill the royal duties.
Cheryl: What?!
Shopkeeper: And word is, the King asked him to do it!
Teaser: In which Cheryl tries to gently ease into asking the Shopkeeper a question, which unleashes a tidal wave of gossip.
MARKET INTERIOR Shopkeeper, Cheryl, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: Excuse me, I was just wondering, and I'll tell you up front that we're willing to buy something if necessary, but I was hoping we could talk to you? Just for a minute.
Shopkeeper: Oh gods yes, I am so bored!
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: Really?! I mean right, yes, of course.
Shopkeeper: What should we talk about? Did you hear that the maid quit her job? And now there's a new maid, an' it's the mother o' the girl what was missin'? Course, she ain't missin' no more.
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: Actually, I wanted to ask--
Shopkeeper: But actually she woulda been hired originally 'cept she was cryin' all the time, on account o' the missing daughter.
Cheryl: I did hear about that, yes. But what we--
[FRAME 4]
Shopkeeper: Ok, well d'you hear that the Princess ain't really the King's daughter? She's actually the Chamberlain's get, cuz the King can't fullfill the royal duties.
Cheryl: What?!
Shopkeeper: And word is, the King asked him to do it!