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315. Salacious
Teaser: In which the Shopkeeper fills Cheryl in on all the salacious details of the royal couple's night life.
MARKET INTERIOR Shopkeeper, Cheryl, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: So the King ORDERED the Chamberlain to... you know, with the Queen?
Shopkeeper: Well I dunno that he had to order anyone where that's concerned. More like he gave his blessing to what's already been happenin' in secret.
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: The Queen was ALREADY having illicit relations with the Chamberlain?!
Shopkeeper: Not just him, word is she's had half the guards too.
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: And the King knew?!
Shopkeeper: Oh sure, but back when the royal sceptre weren't so droopy he was known to make the rounds himself.
[FRAME 4]
Shopkeeper: That's why the Queen's only had half the guards, the King had dibs on the other half.
Teaser: In which the Shopkeeper fills Cheryl in on all the salacious details of the royal couple's night life.
MARKET INTERIOR Shopkeeper, Cheryl, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Cheryl: So the King ORDERED the Chamberlain to... you know, with the Queen?
Shopkeeper: Well I dunno that he had to order anyone where that's concerned. More like he gave his blessing to what's already been happenin' in secret.
[FRAME 2]
Cheryl: The Queen was ALREADY having illicit relations with the Chamberlain?!
Shopkeeper: Not just him, word is she's had half the guards too.
[FRAME 3]
Cheryl: And the King knew?!
Shopkeeper: Oh sure, but back when the royal sceptre weren't so droopy he was known to make the rounds himself.
[FRAME 4]
Shopkeeper: That's why the Queen's only had half the guards, the King had dibs on the other half.