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342. Investigation Merger

Teaser: In which the Captain attempts a subtle investigation merger, which immediately raises Cheryl's suspicions.

FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Cheryl, Terry, Crazy Pete, Captain, Ranger

[FRAME 1]

Pete: A robe and staff don't make me a wizard, it's just a standard design. None of us choose the clothes we wear.

Cheryl: See, saying stuff like that is what makes people think you're a wizard.

Ranger: There he is, act natural.

[FRAME 2]

Cheryl: Oh, hello Captain, were you looking for Pete too?

Captain: Pete, right. That's who we wanted to interview next.

[FRAME 3]

Cheryl: Well, he's all yours. He insists he isn't a wizard so I guess we'll be going.

Captain: Oh, um... that's what we wanted to ask him too. So I guess we'll continue to our next witness.

[FRAME 4]

CHERYL NARROWS EYES

Cheryl: What? A second ago you wanted to interview him and now you're not going to?

Captain: If you say he's not a wizard, I trust your judgement.

Cheryl: If you trust me, why are you investigating at all?