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344. Ranger Skills
Teaser: In which the Ranger proposes tracking Cheryl and Terry with his ranger skills, which are nothing like thief skills.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Cheryl, Terry, Crazy Pete, Captain, Ranger
[FRAME 1]
Ranger: Act like we're walking to the castle, I'll use my ranger skills to hide in the shadows and see where they go.
Captain: Is that a ranger skill? Seems more like something a thief would do.
[FRAME 2]
Ranger: Thieves hide to commit nefarious deeds, rangers hide for altruistic reasons. Thieves hide inside, rangers hide outdoors.
Captain: That doesn't seem all that different.
Ranger: It's totally different!
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: If someone commits murder, and then you kill a suspect while attempting to make an arrest, is that the same?
Captain: Of course not.
[FRAME 4]
Ranger: Even if it turns out later that that person was innocent?
Captain: It's regrettable, but it's not murder. I have to be able to carry out my duties.
Ranger: Exactly. It's different because of your job.
Teaser: In which the Ranger proposes tracking Cheryl and Terry with his ranger skills, which are nothing like thief skills.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Cheryl, Terry, Crazy Pete, Captain, Ranger
[FRAME 1]
Ranger: Act like we're walking to the castle, I'll use my ranger skills to hide in the shadows and see where they go.
Captain: Is that a ranger skill? Seems more like something a thief would do.
[FRAME 2]
Ranger: Thieves hide to commit nefarious deeds, rangers hide for altruistic reasons. Thieves hide inside, rangers hide outdoors.
Captain: That doesn't seem all that different.
Ranger: It's totally different!
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: If someone commits murder, and then you kill a suspect while attempting to make an arrest, is that the same?
Captain: Of course not.
[FRAME 4]
Ranger: Even if it turns out later that that person was innocent?
Captain: It's regrettable, but it's not murder. I have to be able to carry out my duties.
Ranger: Exactly. It's different because of your job.