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346. Wise Man
Teaser: In which Pete offers his services as a wise man, but fails the first test.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Crazy Pete
[FRAME 1]
Ranger: We know where they're going, no need to hurry. As far as they know we talked to the Chamberlain and he pointed us to the boarding house.
Captain: Right, we're just following leads.
[FRAME 2]
Pete: What are you looking for? I may not be a wizard, but I might still be able to help.
Captain: How could you possibly help?
[FRAME 3]
Pete: I don't mean to gild my own scabbard, but I AM pretty old and wise. I doubt anyone in this town knows more than I do.
Captain: If you know so much, do you know what Terry is?
[FRAME 4]
Pete: WHAT he is? Well, I suppose he's a minor background character who makes the setting seem a little more vibrant.
Ranger: You could not be more wrong.
Captain: This is why we didn't ask you.
Teaser: In which Pete offers his services as a wise man, but fails the first test.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Crazy Pete
[FRAME 1]
Ranger: We know where they're going, no need to hurry. As far as they know we talked to the Chamberlain and he pointed us to the boarding house.
Captain: Right, we're just following leads.
[FRAME 2]
Pete: What are you looking for? I may not be a wizard, but I might still be able to help.
Captain: How could you possibly help?
[FRAME 3]
Pete: I don't mean to gild my own scabbard, but I AM pretty old and wise. I doubt anyone in this town knows more than I do.
Captain: If you know so much, do you know what Terry is?
[FRAME 4]
Pete: WHAT he is? Well, I suppose he's a minor background character who makes the setting seem a little more vibrant.
Ranger: You could not be more wrong.
Captain: This is why we didn't ask you.