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346. Wise Man

Teaser: In which Pete offers his services as a wise man, but fails the first test.

FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Crazy Pete

[FRAME 1]

Ranger: We know where they're going, no need to hurry. As far as they know we talked to the Chamberlain and he pointed us to the boarding house.

Captain: Right, we're just following leads.

[FRAME 2]

Pete: What are you looking for? I may not be a wizard, but I might still be able to help.

Captain: How could you possibly help?

[FRAME 3]

Pete: I don't mean to gild my own scabbard, but I AM pretty old and wise. I doubt anyone in this town knows more than I do.

Captain: If you know so much, do you know what Terry is?

[FRAME 4]

Pete: WHAT he is? Well, I suppose he's a minor background character who makes the setting seem a little more vibrant.

Ranger: You could not be more wrong.

Captain: This is why we didn't ask you.