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356. Fake Investigation
Teaser: In which the Captain suggests that their fake investigation could easily be a real investigation, and is surprised by the response.
BOARDING HOUSE INTERIOR Captain, Ranger
[FRAME 1]
Captain: Why gold coins?
Ranger: I thought, if he's secretly a dragon, he wouldn't be able to resist.
Captain: There are at least a hundred monster types, we can't rule them out one at a time. We need a plan that will work on anyone with nefarious intentions. A universal monster detector!
[FRAME 2]
Ranger: Keep your voice down and pretend like we're investigating my missing armour, in case anyone comes back here.
Captain: You know, we don't have to pretend. We could actually investigate while we hash out a plan.
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: There's no point.
Captain: But aren't you mad your armour was stolen again?
Ranger: Of course I'm mad, but are you going to arrest the Hero?
[FRAME 4]
Captain: No, I--
Ranger: Exactly, and I'm mad about that too. But I can't do anything about any of it so I'm trying to focus on other things!
Teaser: In which the Captain suggests that their fake investigation could easily be a real investigation, and is surprised by the response.
BOARDING HOUSE INTERIOR Captain, Ranger
[FRAME 1]
Captain: Why gold coins?
Ranger: I thought, if he's secretly a dragon, he wouldn't be able to resist.
Captain: There are at least a hundred monster types, we can't rule them out one at a time. We need a plan that will work on anyone with nefarious intentions. A universal monster detector!
[FRAME 2]
Ranger: Keep your voice down and pretend like we're investigating my missing armour, in case anyone comes back here.
Captain: You know, we don't have to pretend. We could actually investigate while we hash out a plan.
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: There's no point.
Captain: But aren't you mad your armour was stolen again?
Ranger: Of course I'm mad, but are you going to arrest the Hero?
[FRAME 4]
Captain: No, I--
Ranger: Exactly, and I'm mad about that too. But I can't do anything about any of it so I'm trying to focus on other things!