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369. Proposal

Teaser: In which Evan learns what's involved in an official marriage proposal, as dictated by the De Beers corporation.

DON'S HOUSE EXTERIOR Evan, Crazy Pete

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Pete: Proposing means asking someone to marry you. Weren't your parents married?

Evan: Thort of, my fatherth and motherth did thome thort of theremony, but that wath before I wath born.

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Pete: Fathers, ah. Well, unfortunately I only know the human ceremony.

Evan: That'th what I want! I'm a modern, big-thity bat, not thome uneducated back-woodth rat catcher.

[FRAME 3]

Pete: The first thing you have to do is give your bride-to-be a flower crown.

Evan: That'th it, I jutht collect thome flowerth and make a crown?

[FRAME 4]

Pete: Oh no, you can't make it yourself, you have to buy it at the store. And it's very expensive.

Evan: That theemth like it wath made up by the thtore thelling crownth.

Pete: You may be right. But women expect it, so you have no choice.