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385. Treasure

Teaser: In which Tessa mentions where monsters keep their treasure, and why.

TAVERN EXTERIOR Tessa, Terry, Cheryl

[FRAME 1]

Cheryl: If you're so opposed to violence, how did you end up as a fighter?

Tessa: There are only two choitheth for a young bat: thpend your whole life in the thame cafe, with nothing to do ekthept haff babieth, or join the Guild.

[FRAME 2]

Cheryl: Surely you could do SOMETHING else.

Tessa: Like what? Open a tafern?

Cheryl: Exactly!

[FRAME 3]

Tessa: You don't underthtand becauthe you're human. If we did that, the adfenturerth would come through and thteal efery coin, break efery barrel and kill efery cuthtomer.

Tessa: We thwallow our treathure becauthe there'th nowhere elthe we can put it that it won't get thtolen.

[FRAME 4]

Cheryl: You swallow treasure?! Doesn't that just make it more likely you'll be killed?

Tessa: They already kill uth on thight, I don't thee how we could die more than we already do. At leatht thith way we can thometimeth buy drugth and get high firtht.