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409. Side Quests

Teaser: In which Evan complains about the sameyness of side quests, despite only having experienced two of them.

RUINS INTERIOR Evan, Stacey

[FRAME 1]

Evan: Ith that really all there ith to quethtth? Enter a cafe, go to the end, get the threathure?

Stacey: And fight the monsters.

[FRAME 2]

Evan: Fight the monthterth, thure. But if there'th a kidnapped girl at the end of thith cafe, I'll thcream.

Stacy: A lot of kids go missing around here, so it wouldn't be that outrageous.

[FRAME 3]

Evan: The word "quetht" thuggethtth thomething more epic than jutht flying, or walking, to the end of a cafe.

Stacey: Door's locked, so it's not quite that simple. Happy?

[FRAME 4]

Evan: Thtill, get a key to open a door to get another key to open another door... theemth like a lot of pointleth buthy work.

Stacey: The Hero may actually agree with you, seeing as he hasn't done either of them.