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416. Definition

Teaser: In which Stacey and the Lamplighter debate the definition of monster, and Evan cuts right to the chase.

RUINS INTERIOR Evan, Stacey, Lamplighter, Ol' Bones

[FRAME 1]

Stacey: I understand you're mad that monsters killed you, but it wasn't us, right? From the look of you it happened a long time before I was summoned.

Evan: I'fe nefer killed anyone!

[FRAME 2]

Stacey: But now you're part of the Guild, guarding your treasure and maintaining your quest, just like us.

Stacey: Maybe you just don't like being called the m-word, that's my bad.

[FRAME 3]

Stacey: It's an interesting philosophical question, though: what is the defintion of a monster? Is it purely racial?

Lamplighter: There's human wizards who work for the Arch Fiend, are they monsters?

[FRAME 4]

Evan: The definithion ith if the Hero would chop your head off if he thaw you.