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436. Resistance

Teaser: In which the Captain tries to convince the Priest to heal Don, but runs into bureaucratic resistance which may be familiar to some readers.

CHURCH INTERIOR Don, Guard, Captain, Ranger, Lizzy

[FRAME 1]

Priest: What is the meaning of this?! You can't just barge in here whenever--

Captain: This man needs healing! His leg has been bitten off!

[FRAME 2]

Priest: So you brought him here?! This is a church, not an apothecary!

Captain: We brought the leg.

Priest: As an offering?

[FRAME 3]

Ranger: We thought you could maybe magic it back on somehow?

Priest: You thought... look, I don't know how you think it works but I can't just sew somebody back together with magic.

[FRAME 4]

Ranger: Well, what would you do if it was the Hero?

Priest: I'd heal him. But that's different, he has a blue shield. This is a blue shield church.