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81. Boarding House

Teaser: In which the Ranger confirms his plan to open a boarding house, though the name is met with less enthusiasm than he'd hoped.

TAVERN INTERIOR Ranger, Terry, Cheryl, Captain

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Ranger: Once it's cleaned up it'll be pretty nice. There's only two beds but if the Innkeeper comes through there's room for a lot more.

Terry: I call ballista on the other bed!

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Cheryl: So you ARE gonna turn it into a boarding house then?

Ranger: Yes! And I'll name it L'aer'we'lyn, that's the elvish word for sanctuary.

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Cheryl: You're not Elvish!

Ranger: I am too! I'm a twelfth Elvish.

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Cheryl (exasperated): That's not even an amount a person can be!