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99. Swap

Teaser: In which the Hero makes a swap, and leaves an awkward situation in his wake.

TAVERN INTERIOR Captain, Cheryl, Ranger, Terry, Thief, Hero party

[FRAME 1]

Cheryl: Are you really gonna give up on the boarding house because you don't like cleaning?

Ranger: Oh no, Lizzy's running things. Whether I'm there or not, if I'm being honest.

[FRAME 2]

Cheryl: Who's Lizzy?

HEROES ENTER

[FRAME 3]

HERO TALKS TO RANGER, MENUS FLASH ON SCREEN

[FRAME 4]

HERO LEAVES WITH RANGER, THIEF LEFT BEHIND

[FRAME 5]

Captain: What the hell just happened?

Cheryl: Randy?

[FRAME 6]

Thief: Hi Cheryl.

Captain: You know this guy?

[FRAME 7]

Cheryl frowning: This is my ex. He used to hang out in the tavern before the Ranger showed up.

Terry: And then he went off adventuring with the Hero? Is that why you broke up?

[FRAME 8]

Cheryl: No. He knocked up Susan while we were dating.

Terry shocked: Whoa.

Thief: It's good to see you too.