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182. Monster
Teaser: In which the guards encounter their first monster, and react in the expected way, unlike some people.
CASTLE INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Guard, Female Guard, Lizzy, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Guard: Captain! Thank the gods you're okay! A monster came out of the dungeon and is rampaging through the castle!
Captain: Is it a bat?
[FRAME 2]
Guard: Yes! A great big fat one! It kept slobbering about food, I think it's gonna eat someone!
Captain: Tell all the guards to stand down. I'll explain later.
[FRAME 3]
Guard: Stand down?! Captain, beggin' your pardon sir, there's a monster loose in the castle! If we don't guard against monsters, why are we here?
Lizzy: S'alright Udders, this bat ain't a proper monster. Ain't gonna eat nobody 'less they's a sandwich.
[FRAME 4]
Guard: Okay, if you say so Lizzy.
Captain: No, it's okay because I say so!
Lizzy: An' you guards ain't here 'cause o' no monsters, you's here t'uphold a unjust class hierarchy.
Captain: Stop talking!
Teaser: In which the guards encounter their first monster, and react in the expected way, unlike some people.
CASTLE INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Guard, Female Guard, Lizzy, Terry
[FRAME 1]
Guard: Captain! Thank the gods you're okay! A monster came out of the dungeon and is rampaging through the castle!
Captain: Is it a bat?
[FRAME 2]
Guard: Yes! A great big fat one! It kept slobbering about food, I think it's gonna eat someone!
Captain: Tell all the guards to stand down. I'll explain later.
[FRAME 3]
Guard: Stand down?! Captain, beggin' your pardon sir, there's a monster loose in the castle! If we don't guard against monsters, why are we here?
Lizzy: S'alright Udders, this bat ain't a proper monster. Ain't gonna eat nobody 'less they's a sandwich.
[FRAME 4]
Guard: Okay, if you say so Lizzy.
Captain: No, it's okay because I say so!
Lizzy: An' you guards ain't here 'cause o' no monsters, you's here t'uphold a unjust class hierarchy.
Captain: Stop talking!