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263. Substitute

Teaser: In which the Captain suggests Charlotte as a substitute quest target, which leads to some colourful abbreviations.

TAVERN EXTERIOR Isabella, Captain, Lizzy, Susan, Emma


[FRAME 1]

Captain: I might have a solution. You need a little girl to rescue, and this town has two little girls. The Hero's never seen her, so he wouldn't know the difference.

Susan: Oh, I could never do that to her parents!

[FRAME 2]

Captain: Actually, she says her parents are dead.

Lizzy: Not th'point, Cap'n!

Susan: Right, I'm not sacrificing another child to save my own, even one who was a total b-word to Emma.

[FRAME 3]

Emma: Mommy, what's a b-word?

Susan: Oh, er... a brat, honey.

[FRAME 4]

Lizzy: Ha, you's quick! Now do the a-word, c-word and g-d m-f-word.

Captain: Lizzy!