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263. Substitute
Teaser: In which the Captain suggests Charlotte as a substitute quest target, which leads to some colourful abbreviations.
TAVERN EXTERIOR Isabella, Captain, Lizzy, Susan, Emma
[FRAME 1]
Captain: I might have a solution. You need a little girl to rescue, and this town has two little girls. The Hero's never seen her, so he wouldn't know the difference.
Susan: Oh, I could never do that to her parents!
[FRAME 2]
Captain: Actually, she says her parents are dead.
Lizzy: Not th'point, Cap'n!
Susan: Right, I'm not sacrificing another child to save my own, even one who was a total b-word to Emma.
[FRAME 3]
Emma: Mommy, what's a b-word?
Susan: Oh, er... a brat, honey.
[FRAME 4]
Lizzy: Ha, you's quick! Now do the a-word, c-word and g-d m-f-word.
Captain: Lizzy!
Teaser: In which the Captain suggests Charlotte as a substitute quest target, which leads to some colourful abbreviations.
TAVERN EXTERIOR Isabella, Captain, Lizzy, Susan, Emma
[FRAME 1]
Captain: I might have a solution. You need a little girl to rescue, and this town has two little girls. The Hero's never seen her, so he wouldn't know the difference.
Susan: Oh, I could never do that to her parents!
[FRAME 2]
Captain: Actually, she says her parents are dead.
Lizzy: Not th'point, Cap'n!
Susan: Right, I'm not sacrificing another child to save my own, even one who was a total b-word to Emma.
[FRAME 3]
Emma: Mommy, what's a b-word?
Susan: Oh, er... a brat, honey.
[FRAME 4]
Lizzy: Ha, you's quick! Now do the a-word, c-word and g-d m-f-word.
Captain: Lizzy!