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265. Negotiation

Teaser: In which the Ranger bungles the negotiation like only he can.

TAVERN EXTERIOR Isabella, Captain, Lizzy, Susan, Emma, Ranger, Terry, Cheryl

[FRAME 1]

RANGER AIMING BOW AT ISABELLA

Captain: Ranger, put the bow down.

Ranger: I'm not letting her kidnap Emma again!

Isabella: Gods, we weren't even talking about that.

[FRAME 2]

CHERYL EXITS THE TAVERN (OPEN DOOR)

Cheryl: Ranger? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[FRAME 3]

RANGER LETS ARROW GO

Ranger: Wha?

[FRAME 4]

Ranger: Oh sh--

ARROW FLIES SLIGHTLY OFF TARGET, HITS EMMA, BOUNCES OFF

[FRAME 5]

EVERYONE SHOCKED

Ranger: You startled me and it went off!

Cheryl: So you shot the hostage?!

[FRAME 6]

Ranger: Obviously I was trying to shoot the kidnapper.

Cheryl: You shouldn't be shooting anyone!

[FRAME 7]

Terry: It was lucky you missed, though, since it turns out Emma's invincible.

Ranger: Well, obviously. We know she's important for the quest, Terry. That's what this is all about.


[FRAME 8]

Susan: Invincible or not, you shot my daughter. Once I figure out an appropriate punishment, you will pay.

Lizzy: I gots some ideas.