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281. Dating Advice
Teaser: In which Evan gets dating advice from Crazy Pete, albeit more practical than he was expecting.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Evan, Crazy Pete
[FRAME 1]
Evan: I wonder if I could athk your adfithe about thomething.
Pete: I shall endeavour to give what counsel I can.
Evan: Now that I haff my own cafe, I could haff other batth ofer, but...
[FRAME 2]
Pete: Ah, and you want to know how to woo the fairer sex.
Evan: Yeth, ekthactly.
Pete: In my experience, you just find a gift she likes through trial and error, and then give it to her over and over.
[FRAME 3]
Evan: That'th it? No moonlit therenadeth or flightth along the riffer?
Pete: It's not as romantic, but it's much more effecient.
[FRAME 4]
EVAN FLYING AWAY
Evan: Thankth Withe Pete, I thall go in thearch of giftth, and doeth to giff them to!
Pete: Does, plural?! Start slow, my boy! And don't give gifts to one girl in front of another, they hate that more than they like getting their own gifts!
Teaser: In which Evan gets dating advice from Crazy Pete, albeit more practical than he was expecting.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Evan, Crazy Pete
[FRAME 1]
Evan: I wonder if I could athk your adfithe about thomething.
Pete: I shall endeavour to give what counsel I can.
Evan: Now that I haff my own cafe, I could haff other batth ofer, but...
[FRAME 2]
Pete: Ah, and you want to know how to woo the fairer sex.
Evan: Yeth, ekthactly.
Pete: In my experience, you just find a gift she likes through trial and error, and then give it to her over and over.
[FRAME 3]
Evan: That'th it? No moonlit therenadeth or flightth along the riffer?
Pete: It's not as romantic, but it's much more effecient.
[FRAME 4]
EVAN FLYING AWAY
Evan: Thankth Withe Pete, I thall go in thearch of giftth, and doeth to giff them to!
Pete: Does, plural?! Start slow, my boy! And don't give gifts to one girl in front of another, they hate that more than they like getting their own gifts!