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294. Constabulary

Teaser: In which Cheryl continues to grill the Captain about the role of the constabulary, which it turns out is extremely limited.

TAVERN INTERIOR Cheryl, Captain, Terry, Ranger, Phil

[FRAME 1]

Cheryl: I don't want to open a file, I want you to DO something!

Captain: What can I do? I'm just one man.

Cheryl: You're the Captain of the Guard! You can order a dozen other men to help you!

[FRAME 2]

Captain: What could a dozen men do? None of us knows anything about magic.

Cheryl: So ask around, see if anyone saw anything. Find someone who does know about magic and ask them.

[FRAME 3]

Captain: That's not my job.

Cheryl: If that's not your job then what is?

[FRAME 4]

Captain: Standing next to the King, mostly.

Cheryl: Well, you're not doing a great job of that right now either, are you?