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398. Matrimonial Crest

Teaser: In which Evan explains that he is going to propose without carving a matrimonial crest.

FOREST EXTERIOR Evan, Stacey, Larry

[FRAME 1]

Larry: So you're just wandering around inviting people to your wedding?

Evan: Acthually I'm on a quetht to find thomething thuitable for propothing marriage.

[FRAME 2]

Larry: Ah, so you're searching for heartwood to carve into the matrimonial crest.

Evan: I wath thinking more like a really nithe rock.

Larry: Just a plain rock, not crafted in any way?

[FRAME 3]

Evan: Not jutht any rock, a thparkly one, maybe an interethting colour.

Larry: The matrimonial crest is the symbol of your new family, it should showcase your abilities, dedication and suitability as a husband. It's not something you just picked up off the ground.

[FRAME 4]

Stacey: He's not marrying an orc, Larry.

Larry: Still, what self-respecting woman would accept something as impersonal as a sparkly rock?