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399. Ruins

Teaser: In which Evan starts to explore the ruins, and gets an unexpected history lesson.

RUINS INTERIOR Evan, Stacey, Larry

[FRAME 1]

Larry: Have a look around. The whole place is made of rocks, some of them are bound to be sparkly.

Evan: Wow, thith plathe ith huge! And you haff it all to yourthelf?

[FRAME 2]

Larry: I'm the last. Once, this hall would've echoed with the voices of a hundred orcs.

Stacey: I thought this was an elven ruin.

[FRAME 3]

Larry: The elves bought the place when they started losing the war, but it was built by orcs. Do you really think elves would move hundreds of tons of rock themselves?

Stacey: I guess I never really thought about it.

[FRAME 4]

Larry: An elf's idea of construction is tricking a tree to grow into a house. They wouldn't know what to do with a pickaxe if it fell on them.

Evan: Elfth don't know to thay "ow"?