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400. History
Teaser: In which Evan learns more about the history of elves, as do the rest of us for that matter.
RUINS INTERIOR Evan, Stacey, Larry
[FRAME 1]
Evan: Why did humanth fight the elfth anyway? They look ekthactly the thame.
Larry: The elves thought the same thing at first. They traded with the humans and even fought with them against us regular monsters.
[FRAME 2]
Evan: What happened?
Larry: They thought that cooperating meant they were equals, even kin. But that only lasted till they had something the humans wanted.
[FRAME 3]
Evan: What did the humanth want?
Larry: Land mostly. Specifically the trees on it and the minerals under it. As soon as the elves tried to stop them from cutting down a forest, suddenly they were monsters just like us.
[FRAME 4]
Evan: The elfth turned into monthterth?!
Larry: Monster isn't a thing anyone calls themselves, it gets imposed on you by people who want to pretend killing you isn't a crime.
Teaser: In which Evan learns more about the history of elves, as do the rest of us for that matter.
RUINS INTERIOR Evan, Stacey, Larry
[FRAME 1]
Evan: Why did humanth fight the elfth anyway? They look ekthactly the thame.
Larry: The elves thought the same thing at first. They traded with the humans and even fought with them against us regular monsters.
[FRAME 2]
Evan: What happened?
Larry: They thought that cooperating meant they were equals, even kin. But that only lasted till they had something the humans wanted.
[FRAME 3]
Evan: What did the humanth want?
Larry: Land mostly. Specifically the trees on it and the minerals under it. As soon as the elves tried to stop them from cutting down a forest, suddenly they were monsters just like us.
[FRAME 4]
Evan: The elfth turned into monthterth?!
Larry: Monster isn't a thing anyone calls themselves, it gets imposed on you by people who want to pretend killing you isn't a crime.