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422. War Stories

Teaser: In which Don tries to ingratiate himself with his guards by telling war stories, but wasn't expecting follow-up questions.

CASTLE EXTERIOR Don, Guard

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Don: I'm just trying to warn people about the monster in the town, and somehow I'M the one who ends up in jail!

[FRAME 2]

Don: I fought for the King during the Goblin War, and now he lets them flap around INSIDE the castle! It's a disgrace!

[FRAME 3]

Guard: Is that how you hurt your leg?

Don: That's right! A troll damn near tore it off at the battle of Brython's Ford, but we held them back. I was the only survivor.

[FRAME 4]

Guard: Really? My Pa fought at Brython's Ford, an' he's still around.

Don: Oh, err... that must've been a different battle at the same place. That happens sometimes.