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422. War Stories
Teaser: In which Don tries to ingratiate himself with his guards by telling war stories, but wasn't expecting follow-up questions.
CASTLE EXTERIOR Don, Guard
[FRAME 1]
Don: I'm just trying to warn people about the monster in the town, and somehow I'M the one who ends up in jail!
[FRAME 2]
Don: I fought for the King during the Goblin War, and now he lets them flap around INSIDE the castle! It's a disgrace!
[FRAME 3]
Guard: Is that how you hurt your leg?
Don: That's right! A troll damn near tore it off at the battle of Brython's Ford, but we held them back. I was the only survivor.
[FRAME 4]
Guard: Really? My Pa fought at Brython's Ford, an' he's still around.
Don: Oh, err... that must've been a different battle at the same place. That happens sometimes.
Teaser: In which Don tries to ingratiate himself with his guards by telling war stories, but wasn't expecting follow-up questions.
CASTLE EXTERIOR Don, Guard
[FRAME 1]
Don: I'm just trying to warn people about the monster in the town, and somehow I'M the one who ends up in jail!
[FRAME 2]
Don: I fought for the King during the Goblin War, and now he lets them flap around INSIDE the castle! It's a disgrace!
[FRAME 3]
Guard: Is that how you hurt your leg?
Don: That's right! A troll damn near tore it off at the battle of Brython's Ford, but we held them back. I was the only survivor.
[FRAME 4]
Guard: Really? My Pa fought at Brython's Ford, an' he's still around.
Don: Oh, err... that must've been a different battle at the same place. That happens sometimes.