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437. Blue Shield

Teaser: In which the Captain and the Priest argue about the blue shield business model.

CHURCH INTERIOR Don, Guard, Captain, Ranger, Lizzy

[FRAME 1]

Captain: Why does it matter if he has a blue shield?

Priest: We're a blue shield church. People who don't have a blue shield should go to whichever church they belong to.

[FRAME 2]

Captain: This is the only church in the town! Where is there a non-blue shield church?

Priest: It's true, we've taken over most of the churches around here, but I think red sickle still has one in Asanshah.

[FRAME 3]

Captain: Asanshah! That's on the other side of the desert!

Priest: Like I said, we've been agressive with acquisitions in recent years.

Captain: We can't carry this man across the desert, he barely survived this long!

[FRAME 4]

Priest: I understand your concern, but if we started healing shieldless, what incentive would they have to buy a blue shield?

Priest: We'd be inundated, and then if someone WITH a blue shield showed up, they might have to wait. Is that what you want?