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438. Coverage

Teaser: In which the Captain and the Priest debate the finer points of health plan coverage.

CHURCH INTERIOR Don, Guard, Captain, Ranger, Lizzy

[FRAME 1]

Captain: So if we can get him a blue shield, you'll heal him?

Priest: No, you need to have bought it before you get injured.

[FRAME 2]

Captain: Now you're just making up excuses, what possible reason could there be to deny yourself a sale? It's easy money!

Priest: But we don't sell the shields, so it's not our sale. We merely have an agreement with be blue shield maker to serve their carriers.

[FRAME 3]

Captain: But you're a church! You could've healed him in the time we've been arguing!

Priest: We serve an exclusive clientele. They expect immediate service, not to wait around while I fix some random villager's boo boo.


[FRAME 4]

Captain: He lost a leg!

Ranger: Wait a second, how exclusive are you talking? Exclusive to one guy and his party?

Priest: That one guy gets injured more than everyone else in the kingdom put together.