↓ Transcript
439. Group Benefits
Teaser: In which the Ranger reveals that he is a shield carrying member of the church, although the group benefits less than he expected.
CHURCH INTERIOR Don, Guard, Captain, Ranger, Lizzy
[FRAME 1]
Captain: This isn't the secret back room of a tavern, it's the only church in the kingdom!
Priest: Be that as it may--
Ranger: I have a blue shield.
Captain: What?!
[FRAME 2]
RANGER HOLDING SHIELD
Ranger: I have one.
Priest: You do? Why didn't you say so?
Ranger: I forgot I had it, because I can't use it. The Hero gave it to me to carry after he got a better one, and then I guess he forgot about it.
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: The important thing is, I have one and this man is in my party.
Priest: Very good sir, I'll get started just as soon as you pay the four GP.
[FRAME 4]
Captain: FOUR GP?! We have a shield and we clearly got it before the injury, why do we still have to pay?
Priest: Huh, nobody's ever asked before. I don't know why, but you do. That's just how the system works.
Teaser: In which the Ranger reveals that he is a shield carrying member of the church, although the group benefits less than he expected.
CHURCH INTERIOR Don, Guard, Captain, Ranger, Lizzy
[FRAME 1]
Captain: This isn't the secret back room of a tavern, it's the only church in the kingdom!
Priest: Be that as it may--
Ranger: I have a blue shield.
Captain: What?!
[FRAME 2]
RANGER HOLDING SHIELD
Ranger: I have one.
Priest: You do? Why didn't you say so?
Ranger: I forgot I had it, because I can't use it. The Hero gave it to me to carry after he got a better one, and then I guess he forgot about it.
[FRAME 3]
Ranger: The important thing is, I have one and this man is in my party.
Priest: Very good sir, I'll get started just as soon as you pay the four GP.
[FRAME 4]
Captain: FOUR GP?! We have a shield and we clearly got it before the injury, why do we still have to pay?
Priest: Huh, nobody's ever asked before. I don't know why, but you do. That's just how the system works.