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66. Home Ownership

Teaser: In which Cheryl and the Ranger discuss the theoretical benefits of home ownership when you can't physically enter the home.

TAVERN INTERIOR Captain, Cheryl, Ranger, Terry

[FRAME 1]

Cheryl: Who's gonna buy a house you don't have the key for?

Ranger: I dunno, it seems like there's a lot of homeless people in this town, I guess whoever has the most money.

[FRAME 2]

Terry: I can't believe you're still standing around gabbing, let's go look at your new house!

Ranger: Alright. Even if we can't get inside, the yard's still mine.

[FRAME 3]

ABANDONED HOUSE EXTERIOR Captain, Terry, Ranger, Cheryl


[FRAME 4]

RANGER HANDS ON HIPS, LOOKING AT HOUSE

Ranger: Let's see the Hero try and steal this!