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283. Backfire

Teaser: In which Don continues to press his ethno-nationalist agenda, which couldn't backfire quicker if it was whichever car brand you personally hate.

THRONE ROOM INTERIOR Don, King, Queen, Chamberlain, Guard

[FRAME 1]

Don: Your Highness! There are monsters! In the town!

King: Eh? First I'm hearing of it. Chamberlain, have you seen any monsters?

[FRAME 2]

Chamberlain: No, sire.

King: Well then, they must be disguised as people! Any one of you could be a monster!

[FRAME 3]

Don: Actually, sire, it's a giant--

King: Well I suppose it can't be Annie here, we've been married forever. Or you, Chamberlain. But I've never seen this man before.... Ooh, he must be the monster! Guards! Seize this monster and throw it in the dungeon!

Don: What?!

[FRAME 4]
GUARDS LEADING DON AWAY

Don: Your Highness! There's a real monster! I've seen it!

King: I could tell right away, you know. Something about the way its skin sags, like it doesn't fit right.

Queen: Yes, dear.