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312. Intervention
Teaser: In which the Captain suggests staging an intervention for Phyllis, but isn't equipped to deal with the existential implications.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Phyllis
[FRAME 1]
Captain: Thank you for your time, citizen.
Villager: I have no tomatoes today.
[FRAME 2]
Captain: No, I was just--
Ranger: Captain, she's going to keep saying it if you keep talking to her.
Villager: I have no tomatoes today.
[FRAME 3]
Captain: Should we try to help her?
Ranger: Help her how? I don't have any tomatoes to give her, do you?
Captain: Help her break out of saying the same thing over and over, like we did for Terry.
[FRAME 4]
Ranger: Oh, that. Well... do you think Terry's happier now?
Captain: Is that the standard for helping people? Wow, okay... I guess we just leave her alone then.
Teaser: In which the Captain suggests staging an intervention for Phyllis, but isn't equipped to deal with the existential implications.
FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Phyllis
[FRAME 1]
Captain: Thank you for your time, citizen.
Villager: I have no tomatoes today.
[FRAME 2]
Captain: No, I was just--
Ranger: Captain, she's going to keep saying it if you keep talking to her.
Villager: I have no tomatoes today.
[FRAME 3]
Captain: Should we try to help her?
Ranger: Help her how? I don't have any tomatoes to give her, do you?
Captain: Help her break out of saying the same thing over and over, like we did for Terry.
[FRAME 4]
Ranger: Oh, that. Well... do you think Terry's happier now?
Captain: Is that the standard for helping people? Wow, okay... I guess we just leave her alone then.