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312. Intervention

Teaser: In which the Captain suggests staging an intervention for Phyllis, but isn't equipped to deal with the existential implications.

FOUNTAIN EXTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Phyllis

[FRAME 1]

Captain: Thank you for your time, citizen.

Villager: I have no tomatoes today.

[FRAME 2]

Captain: No, I was just--

Ranger: Captain, she's going to keep saying it if you keep talking to her.

Villager: I have no tomatoes today.

[FRAME 3]

Captain: Should we try to help her?

Ranger: Help her how? I don't have any tomatoes to give her, do you?

Captain: Help her break out of saying the same thing over and over, like we did for Terry.

[FRAME 4]

Ranger: Oh, that. Well... do you think Terry's happier now?

Captain: Is that the standard for helping people? Wow, okay... I guess we just leave her alone then.