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151. Female Guard
Teaser: In which the Captain tries to come to grips with the realization that there is a female guard in the ranks, and fails.
CAVE END INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Guards, Emma, Female Guard
[FRAME 1]
Captain: Were you a woman when you were hired?
Female Guard: Of course, sir. I can't afford a body morphing spell on a guard's salary.
[FRAME 2]
Captain: Then how...?
Female Guard: Well, I knew you were... old fashioned about these things, so I kept my helmet on around you.
[FRAME 3]
Captain: Do the other guards know?
Female Guard: What, Ploughface, Fish, Wrinkles and that lot? Of course, it's their job to know things.
Captain: And they kept it from me? That's insubordination!
[FRAME 4]
Ranger: You have to admit, she handled this pretty well. Better than y--
Captain: I would've got that brat out of here too! Even if I had to carry her!
Teaser: In which the Captain tries to come to grips with the realization that there is a female guard in the ranks, and fails.
CAVE END INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Guards, Emma, Female Guard
[FRAME 1]
Captain: Were you a woman when you were hired?
Female Guard: Of course, sir. I can't afford a body morphing spell on a guard's salary.
[FRAME 2]
Captain: Then how...?
Female Guard: Well, I knew you were... old fashioned about these things, so I kept my helmet on around you.
[FRAME 3]
Captain: Do the other guards know?
Female Guard: What, Ploughface, Fish, Wrinkles and that lot? Of course, it's their job to know things.
Captain: And they kept it from me? That's insubordination!
[FRAME 4]
Ranger: You have to admit, she handled this pretty well. Better than y--
Captain: I would've got that brat out of here too! Even if I had to carry her!